MOOP is FOR eating

GUESS WHO'S BACK!?!!11!

tiger24882@aol.com — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 22:39:47 GMT

To say FUCK YOU ALLLLLL!
I decided today "Hey, what the hell lets go down memory lane..." oh nostalgia how gay you can be.....Looking back on past entries and other "friends" entries, I realized something....High School made us all sound and act ike real pussies....Jesus Tapdancing Christ I AM SO GLAD I grew a figurative pair...

All 115 pounds of me signing out
P.S. you are sooooo gay...come out of the closet already...

see this is why i didnt want new friends...

tiger24882@aol.com — Sat, 16 Dec 2006 05:48:01 GMT

this is rediculous...i go to college intent on saying fuck friends...i don't need new friends so leave me the fuck alone. and somehow i just have this magnet and bam i have a huge group of people that assume we're buddies....granted they're great people and stuff...but theres so much drama in this group of girls...i didn't even want to be their friends..i was content on just being the smart kid in the class that they used for answers and that would be that...but no...i apparently am the psychiatrist for them...they come to me spilling all there terrible dark secrets....one will remain nameless...but she is driving me up the fucking endless wall...she is the constant reminder of why having a boyfriend is un fucking necessary....she was dumped four fucking months ago...four months...and shes been agonizing and obsessing over this guy for these four months...i brushed it off..i tried to be sensitive about her feelings i really did, i just sat there and put on the "smile like a doughnut" stare/face of vappidness and listened to her constant drabble of how "he" ripped her heart out and stommped all over it...finally in my post wisdom tooth removal vikodened up state i finally, finally! laid it on straight....i said " hes a guy...shit happens...and its been four months...you really need to let it go and stop doing negative shit to yourself, this is regardless of your condtion or your bi polar disorder...i've only known you for these four months... you cannot expect me to be sensative to your needs, and all this shit...i dont want to hear it any more its driving me fucking crazy" this was after she told me on aim tonight, that she took 15 ibprofen and cut herself....that shit is not funny to me ..to me this is just some stupid attempt for attention that she is not recieving from anybody (i.e. the boyfriend/ex in question) and im just tired of it...every day its always her, how shes depressed and that somehow im the only one that'll listen to her...but jesus christ i've never done serious relations ships.. i don't know what the hell she needs to come to me for....enough is fucking enough already... this is why i only like to have male friends...or girls that are tomboyish in nature..cause what do we all care about are videogames and freezing shit with air in a god damned can...

tiger24882@aol.com — Sat, 17 Jun 2006 03:01:44 GMT

OH WHAT!?...OHHHH SIIIXXXXXXX!
oh yeah oh yeah whos a graduate im a graduate whos a graduate meeeeeee its meee i ammm!....oh yeah.... finally outta that death trap of meat puppet society....
now as i slowly realize how crappy reality will be...eh could be worse.....time for cake and presents its like a birthday but better!

tiger24882@aol.com — Sun, 12 Feb 2006 02:11:39 GMT

weeelllll today was exciting....i'll let you guys interpret that however you want...stupid store...

on a lighter note....snow is finally here....yeaaauuughhh....sled rides at my place....sweet cant wait...

tiger24882@aol.com — Fri, 16 Sep 2005 20:01:37 GMT

well nintendo..i applaud you...in a negative way...you coulda outdone yourself...and bombshelled your way out of the industry in a shiney fire of granduer and splendor of death...but no..you chose the...go bankrupt until it hurts road..where you make stupid choices and stupid games...and say you wont let sony or microsoft take you out for as long as you live...well my friend...they both...kicked your ass..horribly....in front of millions...my god you suck.

tiger24882@aol.com — Tue, 13 Sep 2005 00:27:24 GMT

ugh...my asthma is reallllyyyyy bad....this is like the second week ive had to take a treatment every night...its driving me nuts....soooooooooo other than that....life is in between

tiger24882@aol.com — Wed, 03 Aug 2005 01:52:26 GMT

SORRY ASSHOLES MY LIVEJOURNALS NOW FRIENDS ONLY!... COMMENT TO BE ADDED AND IF I FEEL LIKE ADDING YOU I WILL....

i had a nice little piccie and everytng...buuuttt itsnot working right now....

tiger24882@aol.com — Sat, 30 Jul 2005 01:17:14 GMT

my dog just ran into my front teeth...it was weird..i went down to say hi to her and she runs at like full blank speed and bam and we both go damn! the hell was that and she just waltzes off and i go back to my computer...eh?....
sat with rents and grandrents today...after i worked the long boring ass morning shift this morning.first time in a year ive been able to watch three movies in a row without interuptions. yeap uh huh...amazing i know...anyway...dad wants to go with me an mom when i go clothes shopping in a few weeks...he wants me to wear shorts "their appropriate for the season.." see im doing you guys afavor by not wearing shorts..my legs are ass pale like royalty pale like i could dethrone queen elizabeth pale....yeah..i could blind in the write angle of light..so no on that ...asshole...and then theres grans obsession with making me look like some american eagle ad...its pretty bad those relatives of mine..i had a cheeseburger today at cheeseburgers and paradise it was gooooddddd...meh o well full..

tiger24882@aol.com — Mon, 25 Jul 2005 03:20:43 GMT

siigghhhhhhh..........its time i let these pants go..ive had them for five years..and they finally fell appart..they were a good pair..of jeans...heh...meh clothes shopping is due anyway
the essentials..you know what those are...also and upgrade for sports bras ro actual bras...i am now an actual size...yessssssssss....shut up...my pet name is flatsy patsy for a reason...atleast aubrey is still smaller than i am...some more pants...hoodies and t-shirts..and shoes....mmmshoes....i like comfy shoes...

tiger24882@aol.com — Thu, 21 Jul 2005 04:53:28 GMT

welllll nothing here to really talk about much....cept work and crap like that...moms working at michaels too...sooo i dont know if id wana work there
but we'll see...it depends on my tolerence of her...normally i cant stand her for very long so yeah its a given pretty much....its that or carlos o kellys and we all love carlos right..hey free food....meh ill see...

tiger24882@aol.com — Mon, 18 Jul 2005 00:38:27 GMT

hahahahaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.........i just bought myself a one way ticket to la la land...ahhh ponstel...a very...veryyy...very strong painkiller...almost close to morphine....hehehe....its classified as a narcotic...and i also bought some ice cream...so i will be off...and that dr peper vanilla cherry manommina commercial is about to become very very real....

tiger24882@aol.com — Mon, 11 Jul 2005 04:04:07 GMT

ahhh that sounds of the night...my dog farting...really loudly...for a dog..who has no ass cheeks in which to make said fart noise......i think its that beniful chow we bought a few days ago...cause thats all i smelled trying to sleep last night...i had a wicked awesome dream...i was a nija...slash samurai...warrior...chick..thing...and i was fighting people..and i made a guy piss his pants.....anyway..my dog is going mad cow turrets retarded..sh doesnt like this noise..adn then she gets all...weird...and stuff....yeah..my lips are tingly...i just snezed...now that thats out of my system...mm chinese.everyones dissapearededededededddd...work was oay..i forgot to leave that damn porch light on again... stupid light...my entir street doesnt turn on their lights..so its like driving into a dark abyss...i work with michelle tomorrie..late at night though thank god....god kill myself.....not...this apple shaped notepad is pissing me off..i hate teachers...stop sniffing my leg dog!...god!...tried watching samurai champoo at work..dvd player finally died...bout time too..yeah well..cats in garbage disposals dont do well..the drain gets clogged with the ribs and guts...

tiger24882@aol.com — Fri, 08 Jul 2005 02:48:49 GMT

well parents are leaving at 5 am i have the house to meself for four days..i can taste the boredom with a stick...cause sticks are special...halo tomorrow at 2 pm...then i begin cleaning...netflix is balls fast this week
i just shipped out dvds yesterday and im getting new ones tomorrow....
i want to see gilgamesh but the site keeps pushing it back..it says i can have it now...they have bright firery pants..those pirery pant wearing bastards..other than that i get to spend quality time with the zoester and my x- box and that funny shaped dent in the wall downstairs... sounds funn!

tiger24882@aol.com — Wed, 29 Jun 2005 03:39:39 GMT

well now this ..this is fucking amazing!....ahahaha! dont get me started...well i got myself started..so shut up and listen!.....god!...okay this pool guy...he was supposed to have this done by today...no extentions or exceptions ..buy damn today!....he comes to the door..and i sit at the top of the stairs near my bedroom and eavesdrop..cause i can..and this is what happens...he has the liner..and i get excited and uppity..then he says...its the wrong liner....and i just scream son of a bitch really loud and my mom goes what the fuck..and we both just look at him...he starts to apologize and i say this ia a bit too coincedental..adn look at my mom..and she says to the guy..you better give me back the money i gave you in full by friday..if its not by friday..you can have a chat with my husband and i really dont think you want to do that because hes done trying not to beat the shit out of you at the drop of a hat okay.....fuck yes!so now i came up with a brilliant plan!...we clean up the bottom of the pool..and fill it back up...and replace the parts with spare stuff and in the fall repair it completely to insure it will be ready to be oppened in hte summer yet again..and they actually liked my idea and thats what ill be doing all day tomorrow! yay!

tiger24882@aol.com — Tue, 28 Jun 2005 02:47:48 GMT

well now...nice to see that the mole people are doing their pre annual blow things up before the actual day of independance...thats how i know that the 4th is getting closer..pish posh calanders are for sissies. today i bought conkers live and reloaded for x box. sadly enough its been way to long since ive played it because i dont remeber this one level and then he does this weird thing...er..anyway! also bought othello vol. 4 tomorrow is work and then get gas for truck and turn in aplication on wenesday.oh boy! meh other than that schedule a hair appointment and yadda yadda yadda...

tiger24882@aol.com — Mon, 27 Jun 2005 02:09:42 GMT

annnd my hairs fallingout again...time for another hair cut....oh boy!...the dog left about an hour ago...thank god..nice dog but after stepping in drool puddles a thousand times it gets old fast...th eblister has finally become er...not..sensative...sut up im fucking done with school..and and..its grammar!...only frou frou pansy patsy's use proper grammar...i found a job...a second job..i will be applying forit...they pay seven something...th emanager freaked me out in a good way...shes a good friend of mine and i thought she was just a chasier and it turns out shes the damn manager of the store..shes waiting fo rme to turn it in..so im jus waiting to see if i feel like handling two jobs at once...meh...

tiger24882@aol.com — Sun, 26 Jun 2005 03:08:54 GMT

uuggghh fuck me....i feel like hell....i had to mow the front and back yard today..and steve's mom thought it looked like i had so much fun mowing my yard that i should do hers..for 50 bucks...hey quick cash for a tiny yard...no prob..plus i could rub it in steve's face and say haha my money your yard bitch...but my hands feel like they're gonna fall off..and i have a giant blister on my thumb...but i didnt get sunburned for the entire six to seven hours i was outside..and i mowed a buncha bumble bees..hey i gave them fair warning..i stood there with the mower on and they kept going so they became mulch ..ahh the circle of life...they became part of the earth that was raked up in a bag and taken to the dump how nice...

tiger24882@aol.com — Tue, 21 Jun 2005 23:27:05 GMT

jesus christ!...the dog just ran into my leg...like literally at her full speed outside..ran into my fucking leg..the front of my leg while i was standing and my knee was locked...ahhhfuck!!!...it hurts like a bitch and my mom heard the crack from likehalfway across the yard...whatever happend to my knee it popped and it hurts but i can move it finally..jesus! great now i might have to go to the place...

tiger24882@aol.com — Mon, 20 Jun 2005 23:47:25 GMT

ohhhh man parents are going to confront mister trailor / bus driver/ pool man...if thats what he is..he hasnt returned their phonecalls and my dad is like pissed to hell and back about it...i offered him my alumminum kentucky sluggers bat...back in my softball/ baseball days...its got a nice shin breaking swing to it...i killed a man once with it...in my world...hah! almost had you there!..i win...yeah that'll be interesting..maybe he'll shit himself a time machine and fast forward himself to the future where he has our liner and we have our pool fixed...hehehehehe..::kackles::

tiger24882@aol.com — Thu, 16 Jun 2005 16:39:18 GMT

i have to plan out this whole mini party dealie..before the end of this month...its just the damn pool guy...i coulda driven down to maryland my self and picked up this fucking liner and brought it back in a day!...we talked with this guy like a month ago about this liner...it seriously does not take you a fucking month to ship a liner from MD to here!...its not even an hour and a half away!
ARGH! yeah when and if he fixes it and we get water in it in time thats when ill plan..so just a warning to you all..be on your toes for any day possible...may be during the week may be during the weekend..but yeah..jus heads up...
in other news..graduation is today..congrats grads..you did four years...lucky bastards...they get to escape...my exam is then also i play in the band along with molly...yay...tomorrow im working oh boy!im trying to firgure out how im gonna kill time tonight..read my new type or a book or sketch or something..i dunno...i really need to put alot of my stuff into my deviant art gallery man i have like a million things and only like three in my gallery..gees...oh yeah and i also have to work on michelles gift since i cant make it to her wedding or her bridal party/shower...i feel bad..so i hope the peice i make for her will make up for my empty space....heh empty space

tiger24882@aol.com — Tue, 14 Jun 2005 00:31:32 GMT

deffffffffiiiinately done with school...hehe ill stop doing that now..its getting old-ish...man this morning was shut down glenn day...
glenn: im eating a box of animal crackers!! ^.^:
me: whooopty fucking do!::
glenn:: puts cookie in my face:: look a male cow:..
me: also commonly known as the bull...-.-...dork::
glenn:: look ive got a bison!:
me:: or a buffalo...cause im sure animal crackers want to be politicaly correct...: glenn:: holds it up: i dont know what this is?..:
me: here leme see i might be able to tell:: holds it up to the light and looks at it intently...then bites its head off and consumes the rest: oh i dont know what it was but it was yummy:...
glenn: T.T why did you do that! OMG!!!11!!1!

he ehe ehehehe...messing with people is fun...dinner today was a pastry and a waffle cone of cake batter ice cream from brusters...its was yummy..but it will catch up with me later....yeah...no more school..whoopy..but i feel like ive forgotten something..o well..whatever it is will come back to haunt me and or put me in a coma/cardiac arrest...woot!

tiger24882@aol.com — Sun, 12 Jun 2005 20:25:16 GMT

dammit borders is starting to piss me off...i checked the store website for here and they said they had all the new stuff in that i wanted to get...so i get all excited and hyper ready for today...and i get there...and theres only two new things in...theyre out of coldplay...they didnt update any of the shelves or the back of the store area...i asked them if they had anythin they just hadnt gotten out yet..and they said no...it was weird i was only in there for ten minutes..and spent twenty bucks...god....looks like ill be doing online shopping from now on...or going to walden books...cause apparently they can keep up with there stuff and they're not talking out their asses...

tiger24882@aol.com — Sun, 12 Jun 2005 05:18:26 GMT

ooohhh man deffinately got to yell at someone today..and deffinately just saw my first howl's moving castle commercial...plays in all theatres june 17th!.::giggles like a horny schoolgirl::eeeeeeee! man dooo not! do not! watch a wind called amnesia...it is fuuuucked up!id made sense till they threw in a sex seen....why o why god...i dont know...but i changed channels...ew...

happy fun work time

tiger24882@aol.com — Sat, 11 Jun 2005 18:38:52 GMT

oh man guys...deffinately gotta work tonight. ohhh boy!...>:/...ahhh internet faces! what next..the dreaded....dun dun dunnnn!...L.O.L....heh like laugh out loud is so hard to type...its like children across america are missing the letter u,a,g,h,o,d,and t. go ahead and count to see if im right..jesus...so anal retentive....chili's food is shit...fried chicken tenders...theyre called chicken "crispers" crispy being the adjective..which they were not...hey dont get me wrong im all for fried chicken...but not halfassed and tasting like shit...sorry...ohhh lookit the time gotta go and blowdry my head.....

tiger24882@aol.com — Fri, 10 Jun 2005 20:29:45 GMT

oh man...monday is my last full day!...woooohooo!...officially a senior!...whoopty fucking doo....just waiting and waiting for this to be over!